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Speed Racer review



Speed Racer

Some time in the not too distant future, race car driving becomes a mix of Formula 1, NASCAR, video games, and Tyco electric racing. It is in this future where we find Speed Racer, played by Emile Hirsch (and occasionally voiced by Tobey McGuire), the hottest young driver on the circuit. Racing is in Speed's blood. Son of one of the best racing mechanics around, Pops Racer (John Goodman with a slimming mustache), and little brother to racing legend Rex Racer (Friday Night Lights star Scott Porter), Speed can hardly think of anything but racing.

But when forced to deal with the sad illusion that racing is literally driven by the corporations after turning down a lucrative sponsorship, Speed teams up with his plucky gal-pal Trixie (Christina Ricci) and the mysterious Racer X (Lost's Matthew Fox with a full head of hair), to fight the blood-thirsty corporations who were responsible for Rex's death and win the seemingly "fixed' Grand Prix.



Speed Racer is pod-racing shoved down a hyper-colored kaleidoscope while tripping-out on acid, something the Wachowski brothers (the guys responsible for The Matrix silliness), were probably doing when they wrote the script. Admittingly, this is all inspired by a Japanese cartoon that started airing in America in the late 60s, and the movie is probably targeted more to that post-boomer, pre-X generation that grew up on the show. I never saw the cartoon series (although I love the Geico commercial), so I went in wanting little, and that's exactly what I got: little.

To paraphrase Speed, the movie only makes sense when there's racing. The sponsor/corporation side of the story tries too hard and slows things down, plus there was way too much of the antics of Speed's younger brother Spritle and his pet monkey. If you thought Jar-Jar Binks was annoying in The Phantom Menace (and I didn't), then you're really going to hate Spritle. A "Phantom Edit" of Speed Racer would be pretty popular, I'm sure. The visual-style is ambitious, but just not ambitious enough for the movie to be admirable, although I sense that it may (like the cartoon series of the same name) become a cult-hit in the not too distant future.

Not even an appearance by Ben Miles of Coupling fame could improve the D- grade for this film.
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Aww, I thought Speed Racer was a fun movie! I loved the races because yeah, it reminded me of pod-racing lol.