A character conversation meme

Yoinked from helplessdancer

Give me two characters from different fandoms you know I'm familiar with, and I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.

Fandoms include Star Wars, POTC, Coupling, Eureka, Batman, Chuck, CSI, NCIS, Life, Keen Eddie, Heroes, Peanuts, Transformers, James Bond, Ocean's Eleven, Disney, and maybe one or two or three more.
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shit, why did I think this was going to be easy?

"So for killing that Skywalker brat, I get the girl and all the Outer Rim Territories?"

"Of course. Is it a deal?"

"A deal! Shake..." *chuckle* "...on it? *chuckle*



"Don't try to use a joy-buzzer with a Sith Master who can forsee the future, Joker!"
crap, another really tough one

"There's mayonaise on my fish sandwich, mate."

"No one makes a sanwich like Gaston!"

"You're French, aren't you?"
I see one of them's already been used, but I have to say...

Han Solo and Jack Sparrow.
"I'm Han Solo, captain of---"

"The Millennium Falcon! I've 'erd of you, mate."

"And you are?"

"Jack Sparrow! Captain of...."


"This is the part where you expound with extreme enthusiasm, 'The Black Pearl!'"

"Never heard of it."
LOL! I love this one. :D I can just imagine Han saying that last line in a dry, almost bored tone.
And the award for toughest conversation to come up with goes to...

"I'm much too tired to go to the ceremony today. You must go in my place, Sabé."

"In this Miss Swann?"

"I hear it is the latest fashion in London."

"Oh. And what should I say to the new Commodore? He's bound to propose?"

"Accept immediately!"


"I would go, but I've been having these terrible dreams."

"But what about Will?"

"Will Turner? It's his fault my dreams have been troubling! Here, take this."

"The gold medallion? Do you want me to return it to Will? I'm sure he would be pleased to have it back!"

"No, throw it into the sea. It is a pirate-cursed bauble, and I want nothing to do with it so long as it continues to haunt my dreams."

"But, but that would be cruel to Will."

"He is but a lowly blacksmith; why should I care for his feelings?"

"I think he's kinda cute, myself."

Edited at 2007-12-19 01:41 am (UTC)
You're welcome! I was trying to come up with something involving Captain Swann kidnapping the Queen of Naboo, throwing in phrases like, "negotiate cessation of hostilities" and such, but it just wasn't working for me.

The end result came to me rather suddenly and just seemed too perfect to pass up.
LMAO My favorite is Han Solo and Jack Sparrow.

Umm Obi-Wan Kenobi and Christan from Moulin Rouge.
*mumbles*This is what I get for using a Moulin Rouge related icon.

Okay, this wasn't quite as hard as I thought it would be, but it wasn't a walk in the park, either.

"The Jedi are not allowed to love."

"Not allowed to love?"


"But love is like oxygen!"


"Love lifts us up where we belong! All you need is love!"

"Try saying that to an army of cold, heartless, unfeeling battle-droids."


"My lightsaber is all I need."

"I'm sure that impresses all the ladies."


EDIT: Okay, that was a little harder than I thought.

Edited at 2007-12-27 01:20 am (UTC)