Banks in our universe spend a lot trying to convince us that they care. In Star Wars, they can bombard your planet from orbit.
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A skilled Jedi warrior, she rivals Smurfette as a blue beauty most fantasized about.
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From fan organization to official place in Star Wars canon, there's almost nothing [they] can't do. Like defeat #40.
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She's had a rough year. We'll just leave it at that for the four of you who still don't know.
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A strong-willed and idealistic politician and a crack shot, too bad she's also the galaxy's biggest enabler.
as well as my favorite
If you're ever pursued by the faceless ranks of the Empire, press yourself flat against the side of a barn. You should be fine.
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