geekyBanks in our universe spend a lot trying to convince us that they care. In Star Wars, they can bombard your planet from orbit.
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A skilled Jedi warrior, she rivals Smurfette as a blue beauty most fantasized about.
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From fan organization to official place in Star Wars canon, there's almost nothing [they] can't do. Like defeat #40.
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She's had a rough year. We'll just leave it at that for the four of you who still don't know.
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A strong-willed and idealistic politician and a crack shot, too bad she's also the galaxy's biggest enabler.
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If you're ever pursued by the faceless ranks of the Empire, press yourself flat against the side of a barn. You should be fine.
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