"Fanboys" is an amiable but disjointed movie that identifies too closely with its heroes. Poking a little more fun at them would have been a great idea. They are tragically hurtling into a cultural dead end, mastering knowledge which has no purpose other than being mastered, and too smart to be wasting their time. When a movie's opening day finally comes, and fanboys leave their sidewalk tents for a mad dash into the theater, I wonder who retrieves their tents, sleeping bags, portable heaters and iPod speakers. Warning: Mom isn't always going to be there to clean up after you.
Jimmy Mac lays into Roger Ebert
I haven't posted in two months, which is kinda long for me, so I thought I'd say a couple of things. Things. Things. That's a couple, right? When…
Maytag ad during Agents of SHIELD featured Sheriff Carter himself as the Maytag Man. I... I don't know what to say.
...and apparently those were, depending on your point-of-view, the best 15 minutes of the night: Justin Timberlake's performance. I did think the…