knight_ander (knight_ander) wrote,

March in Paris

Last night I dreamt that I was dating Paris Hilton, and I don't know why. I think I saw the phrase "BFF" used in a sentence at some point yesterday, so in my dream-state's recounting of my day, it probably latched on to that as inspiration for the Paris dream.

We did a credit card commercial, I talked her into doing one of those celebrity-racing charity events that you usually see Luke Perry or Ashley Judd or George Lucas at, we went shopping (surprise!), she was relatively intelligent (big surprise!). The weirdest part was that I found myself at a panel like at a comic convention answering questions when the obvious "Did you have sex with Paris?" question came up, and I was surprisingly elusive on the subject, but I think I gave a clever answer: "Let me just say that I am disease free, but I'm very well-dressed."

Yeah, that dream will be filed under the category of Weird.
Tags: dreams

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