knight_ander (knight_ander) wrote,
knight_ander
knight_ander

Getting Booze to the troops

Since Iraq and other Muslim nations are alcohol-free, US troops can't order a few hundred cases of beer, wine, and spirits, to help numb their stay.

Rumor has it, however, that if you empty bottles of Listerine or other clear mouthwash, and refill it with vodka, it should get by the censors (or whoever it is that makes sure bottles of Smirnoff and such are't coming into the country) and to your military loved-ones and friends.
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