knight_ander (knight_ander) wrote,

Giving more that 100%

Found elsewhere, yet I found it quite amusing so I thought I would share.
Here is some indisputable mathematical logic.

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? We all know someone who wants to give over 100%. 103% ?

This is a mathematical formula that might help you find the answer to these questions:


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26;

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K, / 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E / 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

but, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E / 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

and B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T / 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

and look at how far asskissing will get you,

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G / 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there; it's the BULLSHIT and ASS KISSING that will put you over the top.
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