Disney: LJ Scrooge

In a desperate attempt to keep from getting coal in my stocking this year...

Dear Santa,

My name is Kevin, I'm the guy in the gray Prius who honked at you when you were riding your Harley-Davidson on the highway this afternoon and were just about to take the turnoff for the airport, and I just want to make sure that you know that I gave you the thumbs-up sign, not the finger as I drove by.

Just making sure that you know that,



True story, ladies and gentlemen. Santa was all in white-fur-trimmed red suit, black boots, and wild white hair and beard poking out from under his helmet. And he was taking the exit that lead to the airport! I swear to God this is all true!

The moment I saw him, I thought, "This is why I need a phone with a camera!"