My name is Kevin, I'm the guy in the gray Prius who honked at you when you were riding your Harley-Davidson on the highway this afternoon and were just about to take the turnoff for the airport, and I just want to make sure that you know that I gave you the thumbs-up sign, not the finger as I drove by.
Just making sure that you know that,
True story, ladies and gentlemen. Santa was all in white-fur-trimmed red suit, black boots, and wild white hair and beard poking out from under his helmet. And he was taking the exit that lead to the airport! I swear to God this is all true!
The moment I saw him, I thought, "This is why I need a phone with a camera!"