It was so bad that the two-minute trailer for the Taylor "Shark Boy" Lautner movie Abduction was more interesting than any two-minutes in Colombiana!
And I should have known things were going to be bad when they played the trailer for the "remake" of Footloose! The 80s ended over twenty years ago, so the kid should not be wearing a skinny-tie on the first day of school! I'm not a big fan of the original, but it was so horrifying that I couldn't turn away! That explosion you heard shortly before noon Pacific time was my head!
And then there was the trailer for the annual remake of The Three Musketeers! Can you say "KABOOM"?