Or maybe Guy just wasn't that memorable for her to bother to list.
Or maybe he's The One, and someone so memorable, so fantastic, so special, that she wouldn't talk s*** about him to her friends, that she'd pine for him forever.
Yeah, I don't believe that either.
From Oscar winners, to rugby players, famous musicians, and some guy named "Brian @ GPH." Is your favorite celebrity on Lindsay Lohan's list of conquests?