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Ew! Yuck!

That's what I said when I saw the following on a notification card I got in the mail today:
The April 2007 Issue of the last issue published of Premiere Magazine. We are pleased to inform you that you will receive Us Weekly for the remaining portion of your subscription. You will receive one issue of Us Weekly for every paid issue remaining in your Premiere subscription.

Us Weekly brings you celebrity photos, breaking news and exclusive interviews -plus- he hottest fashion and beauty trends straight from the red carpet. If you are already an Us Weekly subscriber, your current subscription will be extended.

We hope you enjoy Us Weekly.


If I didn't already know that Premiere was being canceled, this would have come as a huge shock. But to transfer my subscription to Us Weekly is just disgusting! I don't even read that rag when I'm standing in line at the grocery store! That's like if you ordered Prime Rib and they gave you a ham sandwich instead. Look, if you're out of prime rib, fine, but let me pick something else!

And, yes, it does get worse, because I have 20 issues left on my Premiere subscription, meaning I get Us Weekly forced on me for the next 5 f**kin' months!!!
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