Makes you want to grow up to become Strong and Big, doesn't it? :p

Man, I thought my grammar was poor.

Out of all the things they get wrong, it's almost as if the translations that they get right are the funniest.
Tee hee hee, one of my friends told me about that once. Actually, if you look at a lot of the movies that you get bootlegged in china, you'll find varying levels of sucess in translating. One of the LOTR ones my friend had, the translator apparently gave up halfway through the movie and just wrote "fuck" for all the rest of the words...

Hee hee hee, it could actually be a Markov analysis of all the words you find in an average American film, now that I think about it... it has the flavor of Markov.