knight_ander) wrote, knight_ander 
amused 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly, I noticed that there were several cabs -- and I was in the wrong one.
I haven't posted in two months, which is kinda long for me, so I thought I'd say a couple of things. Things. Things. That's a couple, right? When…
Maytag ad during Agents of SHIELD featured Sheriff Carter himself as the Maytag Man. I... I don't know what to say.
...and apparently those were, depending on your point-of-view, the best 15 minutes of the night: Justin Timberlake's performance. I did think the…
